Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
Lindsey: vacuums
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lindsey: black holes
Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
Lindsey: lava?
Jack: no it's u lindsey shut the fuck up

he’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him

most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you   (via forebidden)

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michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

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Reblog if you’re a nobody on Tumblr but you’re still very proud of your blog.

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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doctorwho:

A big hello to all of the Whovians we met this past weekend at San Diego Comic-Con! Your cosplays were all incredible, thanks for taking a picture with us! (Click on the pictures for credits!) 

sheeppap:

tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN

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ITS LIKE

ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew

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crazyanimals:

ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish

crazyanimals:

ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish

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cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

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elementary school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg luckyyyy
college: I went to bed at 10
everyone: is that even possible

fallontonight:

kellliohara:

Queen Audra.

Audra McDonald brings some some serious soul to these real Yahoo Answers.

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foxnewsofficial:

this house party has great selfie light

foxnewsofficial:

this house party has great selfie light