misteriddle:

"That's totally barbaric."
"That's Wizard's chess."

(via improbablenormality)

judicial-thesis:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i love being in people’s dreams

well unless i get killed or something

Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed

(via live-hard-rock-harder)

catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

(via live-hard-rock-harder)

fallen-inspiration:

medusan:

aydol:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

image

When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

image

image

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THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

u dead

u hella ded

(via live-hard-rock-harder)

sternfather:

i want to be slutty but only with one person u feel me

(Source: nasturbate, via live-hard-rock-harder)

peaceful-moon:

i don’t do acid but this blotter is awesome.

peaceful-moon:

i don’t do acid but this blotter is awesome.

(via live-hard-rock-harder)

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via live-hard-rock-harder)

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

flagget:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class

Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.

Oklahoma is a strange state

You have no idea

Reading that was an experience

i found the pictures



OH MY GOD

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

flagget:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class

Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.

Oklahoma is a strange state

You have no idea

Reading that was an experience

i found the pictures

OH MY GOD

(via live-hard-rock-harder)

officialnorthamerica:

accurate representation of my high school career

officialnorthamerica:

accurate representation of my high school career

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via live-hard-rock-harder)

spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

image

(via live-hard-rock-harder)

fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

(via live-hard-rock-harder)

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

(via live-hard-rock-harder)

laceypendragon:

dannytier:

jesus fucking christ more like the animals disturb you god DAMN  

MOISTURIZE ME

laceypendragon:

dannytier:

jesus fucking christ more like the animals disturb you god DAMN  

MOISTURIZE ME

(Source: meme4u, via live-hard-rock-harder)

ataraxia-a:

"Spilled my heart here" I saw this on my walk today and it broke my heart..

ataraxia-a:

"Spilled my heart here"
I saw this on my walk today and it broke my heart..

(via thenancybotwin)